Actual, Not Made Up, Unfortunate Color Commentator Quote Of The Day:

"Nick Zito's Fly Down..."

(Fly Down is a horse, you deviant.)

Anyway, Fly Down came in a close second to 13-1 Drosselmeyer in the Belmont Stakes. First Dude... how's that lose-y, third-place-y thing workin' out fer ya?