So, there's this massive plastic Jesus outside of Cincinnati... or should I say, there was this massive plastic Jesus outside of Cincinnati. (You may remember hearing about Touchdown Jesus a few years back.) (Christ, everyone has a Facebook page except me!)
Touchdown Jesus was struck by lightning last night, causing the statue to be converted to holy smoke.
Cincinnati.com has since pulled its wonderful headline (although it's still in the url, heh) "Jesus Statue Destroyed By Act Of God".