"public domain silver tabby cat"
Because The Man weighs down mass market tabby cats with DRM and rootkits. (I will leave it to you to develop a terrible "Here, rootkittykittykitty!" pun, because I am obviously above that.)
"best sweet corn steamer in the market"
See, you make one throwaway joke about the lone Iowan stereotype (HAHAHA corn, amirite?), and all of a sudden you're a consumer authority on an obscure small kitchen appliance. Or perhaps you simply benefit from the probability that nobody else blogged the term "corn steamer" over the winter.
"male chastity tattoo"
If you are fortunate enough to have no idea what that's about, for the love of all that is holy don't Google it.
"mustard color paint"/ "mustard color living room" / assorted variants
I get a steady trickle of hits from people who evidently dream wistfully of having the kind of paint job that I eradicated with extreme prejudice upon buying my house. Free advice? Your living room walls shouldn't spark a deep-seated craving for hot dogs.